Within a showcase on the elevated floor of the Melbourne Cricket Ground rests a neon pink outfit donned by the entertainer. His show in front of a hundred thousand attendees was considered a success.
It's possible you enjoy his music. Perhaps you believe he is the finest offering to music known to man. You might take a middle ground, admitting that some tracks are excellent while others are awful.
The central idea is that amusement can be delivered diversely. You like what you like. There is no one way to produce music or even five-day cricket.
The Incomparable Variety of The Test Format
The five-day game boasts peerless complexity. It's difficult to think of another sport where the contest is so dependent on external factors.
The climate, the time of day, the red ball – the factors are countless. Most important is the playing surface.
If Test cricket is an artistic pursuit, the strip is the blank slate on which the cricketers craft their legacy.
An Abstract Contest: The Fourth Test
The fourth Ashes Test between the old rivals was an abstract version of cricket, the established format dismantled and reconstructed in a bizarre shape.
It must be stated this is not a defence of the wicket which produced a win and the another sub-three-day finish of the Ashes battle.
Leaving excessive grass on the wicket, leading to numerous dismissals tumbling in less than six sessions, is not a balanced duel between bat and ball.
A Rich Tapestry: The Core of Test Cricket
But any suggestion this was a inferior show, one that should be qualified as not a proper Test, is incorrect.
The long game is a varied portfolio, a long history and still growing. At times, like in Melbourne, the ball behaves unpredictably for the seamers. Other times, it turns square on a dry surface. Sometimes, the pitch is dead, other times it spits like a cobra.
The close matches are even more exciting owing to the investment committed in other matches.
Problem Solving: The True Test
Some factors are tolerated more freely than others.
The contention in during the match was that the equilibrium was tipped too far towards the fielding side. That the best players were hindered from showcasing their talents.
This level of cricket is about finding solutions – reading the conditions and responding effectively. The top two individual innings were made by world-class stars. One team made more mistakes than the other, and thus ended up second best.
Sheer Celebration: For Those Who Waited
Attempt to convince the devotees who have endured years of defeat that this wasn't compelling.
Among the crowd of the stadium, thousands celebrated and created an atmosphere, fostering a carnival vibe in a heartland of national pride.
There was optimism as the attack dominated, momentum when players scored quickly, and rapturous celebration when the win was secured.
Contrasting Examples: The Spectrum of Test Matches
The MCG has a history with difficult wickets. Eight years ago, a Test there featured a pitch with the character of a a non-event.
That match was a marathon, with limited drama and interminable tedium. The latest encounter and that previous match are extreme ends of the range – one is not more perfect, yet significance can be attached to each.
At this stage into the Ashes contest, it is the shortest games that will be most remembered in the memory.
"This isn't the demise of the long game at all," said a veteran. "Fans who have been privileged to see these two days have been treated to some fantastic sport. An unusual spectacle."
Signs of Progress: Building for the Future
In the lead-in to this match, the captain addressed the media like a man carrying the enormous pressure on his shoulders.
The squad delivered for him, bringing back the joy to his persona.
Different players delivered with crucial roles. These are baby steps, certainly not enough to guarantee long-term futures, but a foundation to use as a platform.
In the end, this triumph takes its place among other memorable performances in similar circumstances.
As the fans left into a stunning sunset, the players gathered on the outfield to start their own celebrations.
Celebrate the win, lads. You've earned this one.